A radio station played this recording of a phone call describing a car crash. A guy in a white shirt and tie clipped an Impala, with four old ladies. No injuries, at least from the accident. What happened next made me laugh till I had tears, and taught me never to mess with little old ladies from Texas.
Listen to your father who begot you, And do not despise your mother when she is old… (Proverbs 23:22, NKJV).
..or she’ll beat the snot out of you.